Good news!

So, THE NEW CHARACTER IS HERE. The character is called "Santa Claus" and  doesn't have wheels, of which has never been done before. Santa's sleigh is powered by elves. The sleigh is also filled with presents. The best feature though, is the fact that Santa can FLY when space is pressed. Their is a limit to your flying abilities, it has a meter similar to moped couple's. Santa is AWESOME. Click the picture to make it larger.

Santa Claus Character

---HPIronman

Epic and Even More Epic #1- Whoopsht and rina

Hello, people.
Epic---As we all know, since the creation of blade weapons in Happy Wheels, the top levels have been TEEMING with crappy blade throws. I have found a speaker of the truth, Whoopsht. His level A Message is true on many levels. It addresses J.B. kills, stolen levels, and also blade throws. 5/5 stars.

More Epic---A few of the main things that a level has to be in order to be epic are detailing and good mechanics. Well, rina's BIOTECHNICA 2 shows both of these characteristics in one level. It says in the description that ever since BIOTECHNICA came out (which was MONTHS ago) they had been working on BIOTECHNICA 2 (mostly on mechanics).OBVIOUSLY I rated it 5/5.

That is all for now, have a good day. ---HPIronman.

medaman's "Happy wheels talk"

Hello, friends. I have seen a level unlike all others. medaman's Happy wheels talk. This level is TRUE! I love this level SO MUCH that (if I could) I would rate it 6/5!  I rated it 5/5 (obviously.) This level is the best EVER.

New Website

3d life (Mini-Review)

Hello! haven't seen you in a long time. Wow, you've grown! Ok, stupid reunion thing is done now. So, I learned that 90% of ALL top levels are either stupid or stolen. But there is always the hidden gem. I found 32280053's 3d life. This level is exciting and amazing in many ways. I rated it 5 out of 5.
---FULLOFAWESOME (HPIronman)

rina's BIOTECHNICA (mini-review)

Okay, so, as you might have noticed, this is the first post in MONTHS. That is because most of the stuff lately has been sh*t. But finally, FINALLY, some one put up a level that is actually INTERESTING! rina's BIOTECHNICA is amazingly epic. This has good detail and supposedly took rina FIVE WEEKS to finish. Bravo to rina. 5/5 stars. Well, this is all I have for now.

---FULLOFAWESOME (HPIronman)

New stuff and Top 3 Best levels with New Stuff!!!!

Yes, it has been a LONG time since I made a post. Internet was out for 2 days. but, anyways NEW STUFF IS HERE!!!! Yes the new things are the Arrow Gun and Chain. the Arrow Gun is a repeating Harpoon Gun and the chain is really just a rope.

Best level using the Arrow Guns/Chains

 jonaskok's arrow gun ball. This level is EXTREMELY awesome. the effect made is surreal. FREAKING AWESOME! 5/5 stars!

YES, there aren't many unique things out there so far. Most just make arrow challenge levels. which is boring. Thank you Jim for the update. bye
 --- FULLOFAWESOME (HPIronman)

EPICNESS (JigsawVorheesKruegar and Shikadaru)

OK, so we have some EXTREMELY awesome things now. First off, we have JigsawVorheesKruegar's >NEW< Bob Marley NPC. THIS IS THE MOST DETAILED LEVEL I'VE EVER SEEN ASIDE FROM Happy Green Hills. It's epic! Isn't it obvious, 5/5!!! Now we have Shikadaru's The Black Movie. The level is a movie about this ninja that comes and kills this guy. The movie is one of the longest ones I've seen so far. It's still extremely cool. 5/5! That's all I have for now. Have a good day. Bye.
---FULLOFAWESOME (HPIronman)

That, My friend, is awesome. (Zepfeg and mRJeey)

OK, I found some AWESOME levels just now. the first one is Zepfeg's The War  is EXTREMELY detailed. IN FACT, it was SO detailed that he put "Don't play if your computer is slow." in the description.Now this levl is FULL of explosions. I have YET to have actually gotten to the end. But it is EPIC. 5/5 Stars! Now we have mRJeey's Super Mario Bros. LVL. 1 .This level is full of fun and epicness. It's also moderately detailed. One of the best Mario levels I've ever played. 5/5 stars. That's all I have for now. Bye.
 ---FULLOFAWESOME (HPIronman)

Epic? Yes ( scotsman woods and Jo754)

OK, so I know that I haven't done a level review in a LONG time. But, who cares. so let's get started, shall we?
First off, we have scotsman woods's Human Killing Car . This level is EXTREMELY epic in: 1. It has EPIC detailing and 2. It's awesome. I rated it 5/5! Then we have Jo754's RPG ROCKET. This level is just extremely simple and epic at the same time. It's basically just this extremely detailed rocket that kills you. i thought that this was interesting and rated it 4/5! Well that's all I have for now. Have a good day!  Bye!
  ---FULLOFAWESOME (HPIronman)

Top 5 Best Jet Engine Levels.

1.  Test Flight Mini-game by bshenkd. This level is EXTREMELY awesome. Great detailing and it's a mini- game!5/5 stars!
2. Premium JetThruster by rcboy1. Funny and explain uses of the jets. 5/5!
3. DON'T MOVE LIFT OFF by sethjo. Extremely detailed and VERY AWESOME! 
4. TJF Jetpack store by Hogu123. an importable level that show many different colored jet packs. The best jet-packs I've seen so far.  
5. Jet Robots by dayos100. Extremely cool, enough said. 

I also made a jet level, you can check it out HERE if you're interested. Bye.

                                             ---FULLOFAWESOME (HPIronman)

     

UPDATE!!!!!

OK, so today, the new item was released. The item is the JET ENGINE!!!! I played around with it and it was AWESOME!!! This Jet Engine has to be one of the best things yet. Now, the jet engine wasn't the ONLY thing to come to Happy Wheels. There is now an ADD TO FAVORITES button. If I told you how many times I needed this in the past, your head would explode! The button will DEFINITELY be used in the future. Bye.
---FULLOFAWESOME (HPIronman)

The new Jet Engine in Happy Wheels

TJF IS BACK UP!!!!!

Yes, after 3-4 days (still unsure about that) Total Jerkface is BACK UP!!!!! The update has yet to come! But we hope it comes soon. AWESOME!!!! Bye.
                                               ---FULLOFAWESOME (HPIronman)

ALMOST HERE!

Servers are all most done. if you have not noticed, Happy Wheels has been out for about 3-4 days. well the servers are almost here. Awesome!
    ---FULLOFAWESOME (HPIronman)

PhysX and Snake1551 Reviews

OK, so today PhysX (The Moderator) released a level which is very awesome. It's called "BigCity Tunneler F1X " It has to be the most detailed (Non-Jim) level EVER! I rated it 5/5. It is a little hard to latch on to some rails. The other level for today is Snake1551's "Prototype" which is an awesome and amazing level. You are a prisoner on some space ship and you have to escape. This level has lots of detailing. I rated it 5/5! Now, Explorer Guy (The New Character) has a glitch that when you smash it, his car becomes invisible. His replays are also inaccurate. Honestly, I just look over it. The character is still awesome. That's all I have for right now. Bye.
 ---FULLOFAWESOME (HPIronman)

NEW CHARACTER!!!!!!

In case you haven't heard, the NEW CHARACTER IS HERE! The character is an explorer, in a mine rail type thing. The character can ride on RAILS (a new building block)! That means he can go upside down!  Well, it's very awesome and very cool. Thanks Jason. That's all I have for now. Bye.
---FULLOFAWESOME (HPIronman)

THIS IS THE NEW CHARACTER!

Bug Island and The Spartan Laser.

Hello, let's get started. So, i just played Beta3's "Escape Bug Island" It's detailed and it has a story line. I found this pretty awesome. I rated it 5/5! I then scrolled down to find Total brengsek wajah's  "Spartan Laser *Fix*" I think that this level was very detailed. Another thing is that I thought "This must have been HARD to make!" I think that it was AMAZINGLY awesome. I rated it 5/5. That's all I have for right now. Have a good day. Bye.

--- FULLOFAWESOME (HPIronman)

Top 5 Homing Mine Levels

1.Eriksonslittlehelper's "EPICJETPLATFORM" which features an AWESOME DEATAILED JET PACK TYPE THING. Apparently it's from the Cold War!


2.kenyweb7's "new gajets" Yes, i know he has bad grammar, but it is a really good level with good detailing. 
The homing mines in this level are the robots (DUH!)


3. Okay, this next one is here because it was the first time I'd seen any one do so. Turbopro's " mine powered car" The title says it all.


4. GTAStarKliller18's "*SAW*" in which you have to make it to the finish line in 6 seconds, or else the bomb blow up. WARNING: HARD!


5.supermike's "*Minigames pt.1*" which is really just a ragdoll + Homing Mines. So, if you get stuck, you die.


 Well, that's what I have for today. Bye, have a good day.
   ---FULLOFAWESOME (HPIronman)

NEW STUFF!

Okay, so i know already you're saying, WHY DID YOU POST SO LATE??? Let me tell you, my internet went off and i had to wait a long time for it to be restored. Well, the new hazard is a HOMING MINE!!!!! (Duh.. Dumb ass) The mine FINDS you then BLOWS UP! I think this happens to be the BEST THING ON HAPPY WHEELS YET!!!!!!!! This will open the door to Syfy levels probably! The Hazard also came with BREAKABLE ITEMS!!!! There was a Trash can and a Toilet. The trash can can be filled with trash. The toilet drips water when smashed, but (unfortunately) the water wasn't yellow. ( IF IT WAS, I WOULD'VE LAUGHED MY A** OFF!)
---FULLOFAWESOME (HPIronman)
         

The ZOO

Okay, I just played jongen's "the ZOO". I have to say that it was one of the BEST levels I have EVER PLAYED! And I've played A LOT of levels. Not only is it extremely fun, but it also has some amazing detailing.I rated it 5/5! ANOTHER AMAZINGLY AWESOME LEVEL is JigsawVoorhiesKrueger's "Go-Kart Character" which has the absolute BEST DETAILING EVERY SEEN IN THE HISTORY OF MAN. It features a character idea. He took it to the max. By detailing it to the extreme. He even shows what it would look like destroyed! That is AWESOME! I rated it 5/5. Well that's what i have for now. Have a good day.
 ---FULLOFAWESOME (HPIronman)

New Hazard and Level Reviews.

Hello, Jim announced today that there will be a new hazard! Now there are some clues to this . He said that he had to re-draw an explosion. So think time bombs or even FIRE! There should also be 2 NEW Breakable items! Now, some level reviews! Rip Shit Mitch's "At The Park (A.W.)" is extremely detailed and features lots of ramps. I rated it 4/5stars. pieteerr's  "Computer Ride" is AMAZING! The level  features many detailed aspects. It is also very fun. I rated it 5/5 stars. Bye. have a good day!

                                                     --- FULLOFAWESOME (HPIronman)

Mini-Update #1

I just played the level " Halo-Warthog" by Thrillhau5. This level is extremely detailed and extremely AWESOME. I rated it 5/5! Honorable mentions are kiku19977's "Monster Truck !!!!!!" and spartans987's "OPTICAL ILLUSIONS" That's all for now
                                                                   ---FULLOFAWESOME  (HPIronman)

Happy Wheels Weekly Post #1

Currently, TheDamN's GLASS TOWER  has taken the lead for this week's top level! The level is extremely hard, and  would be boring had it not had it's artistry. The level currently has 24,078 plays which is set to change. C_Dawg's level   Level Virus Two is currently the holder of Best rating anytime with a rating of 4.69 with 3938 votes! Congrats to them both! Well that's all for this week! I'll post any new updates in Happy Wheels.
              --- FULLOFAWESOME  (HPIronman)